The Worst Pilot
MAIN GOAL
Every time you start your jets, you get some OHN ("Oh, Hell no!") points. The closer you are to the black hole, the more OHN points you get, but gravity will be stronger.
So, try to avoid your inevitable fate and get as many OHN as you can, before you run out of fuel.
STORY
Welcome on board, captain! Your Ang-e1 has been waiting for you!

As you know, it's just an old research ship... And, off the record, even Yugoslavian fridges were better spacecrafts than this... But, that's the only ship available for your class. And don't worry, your crew was made of the best candidates.
-- Reported malfunctions --
-Jets sometimes "die"
-- Warning --
The planned trajectory passes close to M87*. Your ship should give it a wide berth of ten light-years.
Those problems shouldn't result in any danger. Ang-e1 was concluded as safe for your mission.
We wish you the best of luck with your mission, captain.
Unfortunately, your pilot is really bad at his job, and he flew near that thing (M87*).
CURRENT ORDERS:
Your ship is already too close to event horizon, so... Just try to survive for as long as possible.
| Published | 3 days ago |
| Status | Released |
| Platforms | HTML5 |
| Release date | 3 days ago |
| Author | Fun Pill |
| Genre | Survival |
| Made with | pygame, Piskel |
| Tags | 1-bit, 2D, Arcade, jumping, No AI, one-button, Pixel Art, Space, Two colors |
| Asset license | Creative Commons Zero v1.0 Universal |
| Average session | A few minutes |
| Languages | English |
| Inputs | Mouse, Touchscreen |
| Accessibility | Color-blind friendly, One button |
| Content | No generative AI was used |



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